The Superstars of BHCW (in no order)

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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 13 Stone and 4 Pounds
From: The School of Hard Cocks
Theme Music: Interchangeble Classical
Trademark: Snap Breaker
Finishing Move:
The Lesson Plan
Career Highlights: Former WWE Wrestler, voted most popular wrestling in BHCW

Once a proud member of the Offerton High School staff, The Teacher taught a lesson to every single child in one way or another. A former English teacher, Adam Pinder was fired from his position after he was accused of getting 'a little too friendly' with some loads ditchburn all a couple most of the pupils.

With his clear wrestling talent, the WWE came a knocking soon after he was fired from Offerton High because they loved his past history as a teacher and thought that they could build ratings with The Teachers unique fighting/talking style. In his short tennure there, he put many an opponent in the dreaded "Lesson Plan" and seemed destined for greatness. The Teacher came close to winning the Intercontinental championship, but was screwed out of the title when Chris Jericho hit him in the back of the head with his own dictionary. He then made a public announcement that he was leaving the "uncontrolled enviroment" that WWE had to offer and he was jumping ship to the BHCW.

When arriving in BHCW, The Teacher claimed that he was here to clean up the organization, but that didn't prove too easy. By the time Pinder had made his debut on BHCW television, he was greeted by the main men of the time, then known as the members of the Insiders. Teacher quickly founded Raptus Regulator (the worst name for a tag team in the world) with another newcomer to BHCW in the bountiful form that is Eddy "Silverbird" Eddision. It seemed that The Teacher and Eddy had been waging war with The Insiders since the beginning of time. Then they stopped. And now The Teacher and former enemy Povallsky have become professional partners to smite Romerosuperstar and the Duke of Hazard (of the dWa) along with his allies The Chesters Express, The Stoners, Farmer Age, Cactus, and more.

Whilst waging war, The Teacher is getting very close to capturing the coveted BHCW Champion of the Universe belt and is coming closer with every week that goes by.

These days The Teacher collects gold and writes science-fiction books under the name J.K. Rowling.

 

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 8 Stone and 8 Pounds
From:
The last house on the left
Theme Music:
RATM - Killing In The Name Of...
Trademarks:
Sharpshooter, Romero Stunner, Stungun
Finishing Move:
Piledriver of Justice
Career Highlights:
1st ever BHCW Champion
First and ONLY BHCW Champion of the Universe, co-founder of BHCW, inventor of "Champion of the Universe" moniker

The first ever BHCW Champion of the Universe (and proud of it) and widely recognised as the best-looking member in BHCW history as well as a caring and conciderate lover, Jamie Romero "Superstar", or now known simply as the "Romerosuperstar" has possibly been the most dominant player in the illustrious history of British Hardcore Championship Wrestling. Before BHCW stopped production the day after it's first Sunday Night Main Event, Black Sabbath, Romero was been up against the best and defeated them in one way or another with his unique blend of raw talent, deceptive strength and his hilarious use of weapons from chairs to fly swatters to those gay bucket and spade spades. Rest assured, every single weapon was used until it blew up into chunks of plastic.

Romerosuperstar and his cousin, Povallsky had created one of the greatest tag teams in BHCW - The Insiders. The Insiders have been waging war with Raptus Regulator (Eddy/The Teacher) since the second episode of BHCW Backfire, and Romero had been backing up Chris's fights with The Teacher since BHCW's inception. Their personal feelings towards each other are now hatred when they wrestled to a double dq and chris announced that he was joining forces with the enemy. Luckily, Romero has remained good friends with Dan Oddson: Movie Man and the Duke Of Danger among others in BHCW, whom he aids whenever he can.

Romerosuperstar, unknown to some, has been responsible for bringing in more than 70 wrestlers and hopefuls into BHCW, including The Chesters Express, The Stoners, The Tard and many more. But for one reason or another, many have decided to not side with Romero, or anyone else for that matter, which has given all of BHCW a great sense of Romero-inspired hatred that always makes competition interesting!

Interesting facts about the self-professed "Extreme Superstar" are:
Romero pilots Knightboat - The Crime Solving Boat
Romero is sponsored by Percadan
Romero has a vision... A TELEVISION

The young man who is also widely acknowledged to be the most giften wrestler in BHCW is never one to voluntarily put his title up for grabs.  Romero's unconventional ways has seen him remain as Champion of the Universe for a long time, and that regn ain't over yet.

Right Hook!

V1 punches Mike Omega in the arm
Bruising!

  Cross Body...

V1 flies off a patio onto Povallsky.
Risky!
Cross Body Reversal

Povallsky catches V1 and throws him to the ground!
Denied!
  The Teacher's a bloody mess

The Teacher after one too many tray shot.
Hardcore!
Backbreaker
V1 sends Povallsky to get some Osteopethy
Crunch!
  Sweet Chin Music with a tray
It may be a crappy version but hey
Smack!
The Teacher
Would you just look at that sky?
Vast!
 
Kermit the Frog is a Pimp
I heart secret cameras.
Sueable!
The boston Crab
V1 has a perticularly devistating hold on Mike Omega
Pop(ped knee)
  The flyin bat-shot
Apparently people can walk on air
Jesus!
V1 powerslam
Version 1.0 about to powerslam Omega through a ducktaped plank of wood
HAHAHAHAHAHA
  Clothesline
Povallsky dishing out a short-arm clothesline in the worst picture of the
lot
er, OUCH!I think
Shoving Contest
there's Mike Omega about to be thrown off a black bin onto a tray
DONG
  Sweet Chin Music
A slightly different picture to the first one
Kerching!
  The Pain
Mike Omega hit the plank of wood hard
Phonics!
 
 
 
 
 
 


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